Title: The Sorting of Jude McGregor
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: N&C belongs to Malorie Blackman; HP belongs to JKR.
Pairings: None
Summary: Young Jude has a little Talk with the Sorting Hat.
Author's Notes: Crackfic. Some language, if you're familiar with the N&C-verse. Otherwise, nothing much to say, really.

( The Sorting of Jude McGregor )

( [insert random witty text here] )